“Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy? Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men?”
Beastiality! The complete destruction of the ocean’s ecosystems! The misinformed...
Heeeeeere Come the Gay Divorces!
posted by Kevin Farrell
Now that we’ve made it entirely through the backlog of same-sex couples who spent decades in committed relationships before being permitted to finally marry – the first wave of gay...
Jodie Foster’s Inspirational, Vague Riddle Inspires Teens to Come Out, Sort of,...
posted by Kevin Farrell
“Jodie Foster is being hailed as a possibly gay icon after kind of coming...
Matt Baume Serves Up the Definitive NOM Lie-Debunking Video COLD
posted by Kevin Farrell
Matt Baume has busied himself with debunking bigoted attacks and legal...
Lindsay Lohan Tweets About Hurricane Sally from Whatever Planet She Lives On
posted by Kevin Farrell
Think positive and pray for peace, y’all.
WHY is everyone in SUCH a panic about hurricane (i’m calling it Sally)..? Stop projecting negativity! Think positive and pray for peace.
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Do We Haaave to Accept Paris Hilton’s Apology for Calling Us Disgusting AIDS Pa...
posted by Kevin Farrell
Forgive us if Paris Hilton’s apology for her comments about all gay guys...
Total Babe John Corvino Gives the Definitive Answer to, Is Homosexuality Unnatural?
posted by Kevin Farrell
John Corvino’s series of videos about same-sex marriage are notable both...
The Scumfrog Hires Mitt Romney as Publicist
posted by Kevin Farrell
The Scumfrog’s weekly podcast sees heavy rotation here at UB HQ as Nicky...
Shut Up and Eat Your Breakfast: A Marriage Equality Metaphor
posted by Kevin Farrell
A delicious retort to those who accuse us of attempting to change the...
Farewell, Sweet True Blood
posted by Adrian Ryan
But of course the real biggest problem with True Blood is and always has been...
The Official GOP Guide to the Female Anatomy
posted by Kevin Farrell
The U.S. House Committee on Science, Space and Technology’s LADY PARTS...
The GOP National Convention Beefs Up Its Grindr Bandwith (Funny or Die)
posted by Kevin Farrell
In just a few days, thousands of closeted Republicans will arrive in Tampa,...
Perpetual Victim Bristol Palin Accuses Media of Hateful Agenda for Questioning Her Ha...
posted by Kevin Farrell
Bristol Palin and her monkey suit have been invited back for the upcoming 15th...
Gayest Magazine Ever, Men’s Health, Fails to Acknowledge Gayness of Its Readers...
posted by Kevin Farrell
I don’t know who the team over at Men’s Health thinks their...
Chick-Fil-A Vandalized by (Accurate) ‘Tastes Like Hate’ Graffiti
posted by Kevin Farrell
Look, we’re not condoning vandalism here, but who didn’t see...
Surely Sarah Palin’s Chick-Fil-A Facebook Photoshoot Had Zero to Do with Homoph...
posted by Kevin Farrell
America’s voice of reason and temperance, Sarah Palin, popped into her...
Plane Leaves Homophobe at the Boarding Gate for Calling United Worker a Fa**ot
posted by Kevin Farrell
If you were on the fence about the appropriateness of calling the sole...
Gay Marriage Made Us Miss Our Bus! (Video)
posted by Kevin Farrell
Just another example of how gay marriage is ruining – RUINING – straight couples’ lives.
So good!
(via...


