Now that we’ve made it entirely through the backlog of same-sex couples who spent decades in committed relationships before being permitted to finally marry – the first wave of gay...
Surely Sarah Palin’s Chick-Fil-A Facebook Photoshoot Had Zero to Do with Homoph...
posted by Kevin Farrell
America’s voice of reason and temperance, Sarah Palin, popped into her...
Practically Every Famous Man’s Butt in the World Appears in the New Magic Mike ...
posted by Kevin Farrell
Butts, butts, and more butts!
Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer, Matthew McConaughey, Joe Manganiello, Matt Bomer, Johnny 5 (gold, not silver), the purple Teletubbie, Jack Donaghy, Jake Shears, Comet...
Drama Queen Maggie Gallagher Isn’t Taking the Prop 8 News Well
posted by Kevin Farrell
In a post titled – and I quote - Ninth Circuit to 7 Million Californian...
Dogs! Vegas! Straight People! The Top 5 Marriage Threats Aren’t What You’...
posted by Kevin Farrell
Derek from Skwirl’s Eye View believes in protecting marriage, but from...
Pat Robertson: The Bible is VERY CLEAR About Skipping Your Lesbian Sister’s Wed...
posted by Kevin Farrell
Gay people defame their own bodies and do such evil, terrible things to...
Ever Need an “All-in-One” Solution to Argue for Gay Marriage?
posted by Brent Peterson
First off, hello again Unicorn Booty herd (blessing, if you prefer the...
Couple Files for Divorce After Gay Marriage Destroys Sanctity of Their Union
posted by Kevin Farrell
The state of Bob and Sally Roberts’ eight year satirical union...
FCKH8′s Top 5 Reasons People CHOOSE To Be Gay
posted by Kevin Farrell
The technicolor dream homos over at FCKH8 are back today with a saucy new video...
Hilarious or Hella Inappropriate: Naval Officer Emails Subordinates About DADT
posted by Kevin Farrell
We found this email from a naval officer to his subordinate troops today on...
Straight Kids Who Have Been Driven to Suicide by Gay Bullies: The List
posted by Kevin Farrell
Bulliedbygays.com will send chills down your spine. I promise.
Due to the media attention being given to suicides by bullied gay and lesbian youth, we have decided to create a list of straight...
What’s 11 Inches Long and Boosts Harry Potter’s Popularity With Girls?
posted by Kevin Farrell
Ladies and gents, could this be the best Trivial Pursuit question ever?
What is...
Zombie vs. Baby: An Examination of Attributes
posted by Kevin Farrell
Zombies and babies have more in common than you might initially think. Who...
Where Do Homosexuals Get All Their Energy?
posted by Kevin Farrell
A blast from the past from The Onion that is still quite topical and relevant...
Bryan Fischer: Gays Have 500-1000 Sex Partners In a Lifetime
posted by Kevin Farrell
Also, gays can’t be monogamous. Well, duh! What with the being busy...
Best Kid’s Book Ever: ‘Go The F*ck To Sleep’
posted by Nick Vivion
This appeared in our inbox this morning from an old family friend (thanks,...
Don’t Say Gay …Or Anything Else
posted by Kevin Farrell
“We’ve proven that not saying something means it doesn’t...
United States of Shame – What Is Your State The Worst At?
posted by Kevin Farrell
Mad props to Pleated Jeans for this incredible map of what every state is the worst at. Whether it’s the highest rate of bestiality (We’re looking at you, Washington) or the most...
Paula Deen Riding Things…Big Things
posted by Nick Vivion
Ah yes, Paula Deen. The southern maven of the Food Network, comfortably...
