Get Your Official Gay Card

Posted by Kevin Farrell on Jun 20, 2011 in Tech Geek | 66 comments

The good folks over at getyourgaycard.com have put together a nifty little online quiz that, while trite, will scare you an actual downloadable gay card upon completion.

The questions lean a little too heavily on the generation before mine – The Sound of Music, Dreamgirls, hanky code – but the result is a good bit of fun. If you’ve got five minutes to kill, and clearly you do since you are reading this right now, give it a shot over HERE and share your score below.

Don’t be dissuaded by a low score. Unicorn Booty is the most-followed gay blog in the world, and yet we still managed to score a 44 and 24, respectively. Gays-in-training, really?

So, how did you do?

http://twitter.com/feastofstephen Feast of Stephen

36 ugh – worst stereotypes, but still kinda funny – my score sucks

http://peachymomo.tumblr.com/ PeachyMomo

Yeah, the stereotypes were terrible, but I doubt it’s too serious. I got 48.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=561466658 Scott Campbell

I’m not a very good gay I guess. Only scored a 24.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Anthony-Rodriguez/100001244463869 Anthony Rodriguez

haha i got the same score xD
Anonymous

I’m guessing you’re the best kind of gay – not a stereotype!

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=702377897 Alessa Smith

Is there a lesbian version? As a gay man, I’m only 44/100. Pretty good for a dyke, I guess

http://www.facebook.com/KefetxMelodie Melodie Renee Hawkins

I got a 12 XD

Kara Bacon

Yep, 28. The ladies need an option.

Anonymous

I was totally thinking the same thing!

http://www.facebook.com/rdeleon2 Roger Deleon

28…..wow!
http://www.facebook.com/Itatsume666 Brittni Huston

o.o So, 64/100 isn’t too bad. Considering I’m a chick. xD I’m gonna send this to my brother. :3
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1094320239 Stephen Mitchell Everett Decke

I got 72 out of 100
http://www.facebook.com/yourmomgoestocollege12345 Brandon Dudley

I’m a 68…
http://www.facebook.com/people/Ashlei-Kennybrew/1517134772 Ashlei Kennybrew

Im a 58 as a gay man….but clearly im a lesbian….but clearly the quiz is built upon cliches LOL, so it would probably be about how many plaid/flannels shirts do you own? can you name most of tegan and sarahs songs. what about melissa ethridge? have you ever played basketball or softball? do you were underwear made for the opposite sex? lmaooo && i would mos def fail at being a lesbian….bahahaha!!!
Anonymous

60 — and why are the Golden Girls a gay thing?

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PO3ANK4VMFFOGRM366R6CPSWQI Glen

If you have to ask that question then you didn’t even deserve the score that you got. lol

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1384279376 Theo J. Williams

I scored abysmally. Evidently just helping officiate at gay weddings isn’t gonna get me past the velvet rope. Ah, well…
http://www.facebook.com/people/Laura-Stevenson/1671011526 Laura Stevenson

I’d like to see a lesbian version too, but as a “gay man” I rate 40. That’s honestly about what I expected.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_BFJ7FQHLJKNP5AMWJUPNISURVU Lynn's Decor

OMG…LOL LOL I scored 68…um, and I’m a bi-woman! LOL LOL
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1340791096 Bob Eddy

Very disappointed, only scored 84
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1084345092 Anonymous

68 is’nt bad for a countryboy who never had any exposure to the frippery of the big city,School shoes,tennis shoes,cowboyboots.Musicals were not on Dads preferred television list.So I don’t put much stock in their test.Now if I can just get my stupid printer to print my official card.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Laura-Lee-Chimera/100000517432505 Laura Lee Chimera

LOL…Isn’t it funny how lesbians seem to get the highest scores??? (68)
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PO3ANK4VMFFOGRM366R6CPSWQI Glen

I’m sooo gay, I scored a ninety six.
http://www.facebook.com/bgrizzell Brittany Rena Grizzell

72
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001673588801 Cassandra Huber

I got a 92%
http://twitter.com/jarrettlclark Jarrett L. Clark

I scored a 76. But is it ok if I just use my Team Céline official membership card as my gay card?
http://www.facebook.com/TigerLily333 Kirsten Perkins

Do they have a women’s version? This seems pretty stereotypically gay male. But, I got a 58, not bad for a chic I guess.
Anonymous

24. I know LOTS of gay men that don’t fit the stereotype. Therefore, a low score. I don’t think that quiz was created by a gay man.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Diana-Cunningham/100000190352820 Diana Cunningham

Wow, I’m a heterosexual female and I got a 32 lol. Wonder what I’d score on a lesbian one if it existed?
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=8404170 Ray Windsor

80. But what upsets me is that they mention Providence when clearly they meant Provincetown. Do I get more points for that or am I just OCD?
http://www.facebook.com/people/Jarrod-Barnes/100000544135656 Jarrod Barnes

I really think they modeled this test after me because i scored a 100 lol…gay gay gay….hahahaha…and it surprised people when i came out
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000164227741 Jason Shreeve

I scored a 16
http://www.facebook.com/people/Deborah-Anne-Morris/1236459977 Deborah Anne Morris

76/100. And I’m a bi woman. I guess all those years in choir in high school, and the Golden Girls Marathons with my mom paid off. lol.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Sheila-Rose-Crowe/502983490 Sheila Rose Crowe

I got a 48.. and everyone always calls me the true woman of the relationship. Scary
http://twitter.com/lilianajoo Liliana Joo

56? Not terrible, but then, I am a girl.
http://twitter.com/Whitefurre Daniel Barker

72. Not bad at all. xD
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000451850693 Ashley Valencia

“Will scare you”? Did you perhaps, mean “score”?

I got a 44. Which, despite the fact that there is no ladies option, works out almost perfectly considering I’m bi. lol
http://www.facebook.com/yuriftw Oceania Bare

56.
http://twitter.com/chenDesigns Chris Chen

Is the Turquoise/Cerulean question a reference to The Devil Wears Prada movie? I should get bonus gay points for knowing that.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1088408418 Ryan Nicholas

Wow! 88% gay I wonder where the remaining 12% lies? Hmmm….
Anonymous

Got a 52, not bad considering i’m a chick!
http://www.facebook.com/people/Pam-Boivin/1278270064 Pam Boivin

I got a 60, but i’m a girl. i want a lesbian version!!!
http://www.facebook.com/Omikronescence Rehyan Abdiel Correa

I got a 76…but I go to a musical theater school so most of those were a given… this is a weird quiz…
http://www.facebook.com/mychyl Mychyl Kime

84.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000599851660 Domonic Botto

80!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=546497752 Sara Silver

I got a 78 an I’m a lez. Guess I should have been a man. LOL
http://www.facebook.com/kittikousei Jennifer Loven

Hmm…Bi and I scored a 60. Not too bad if I were a man.
I’d like to see a female version though.
http://www.facebook.com/Dubie64 Michael Dubenetsky

68 here
http://www.facebook.com/Radiantrainbowsandreason Michael Cornelius

16
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=611771604 Aishling Ni Duibhne

Really should be a lesbian version, But I got 80
http://www.facebook.com/people/Morgan-Watson/1222894978 Morgan Watson

Ugh…steerotypes are so last century! Besides that…Gays are only a fragment of the queer community. Come one folks, let’s be inclusive!
http://www.facebook.com/julie.lemire Julie Sanders Lemire

Well I got a 16….I am a Str8 female but I am totally clueless on shoes and fashion. Black and Brown are two colors I mix a lot. I don’t like romance movies or sitcoms. If I did a female version I would be more guy-ish…..<3
http://twitter.com/Nightprism John Coon

I got a 68, YAY!! Go Me!! lawl
http://www.facebook.com/ashybunny Ash Butler

oh my GOD.

Score:88
Gay gay gay.
You’ve earned your Card. Carry it proudly, you fine queen.

I mean, I never knew I’m such a fantastic gay man!
<3 <3 <3
http://www.facebook.com/ashybunny Ash Butler

Oh… my… god.

Score:88Gay gay gay.You’ve earned your Card. Carry it proudly, you fine queen.I never knew I made a fabulous gay man! ;3<3 <3 <3 <3Crazy love for this!- One Proud Bisexual WomanP.S. I need my official lesbian card now so I can keep both of them in my wallet together. (I'll even laminate them. xD
http://twitter.com/pedroloo Pedro Cruz

i got a 48. :p
http://twitter.com/KarmaLane Laney

64/100 and I’m a straight female. what does that say about me?
http://www.facebook.com/people/Brian-Gibson/100002083814952 Brian Gibson

I got an 80 gay gay gay
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_63GSHES6BUGGEYWZBRQHFY3GBQ Perkin

84!!!!!!!! FTW!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000155872736 Daniel J McEwen

I got a 52. I guess not fitting into stereotypes hurts my gay-factor.
http://www.facebook.com/hailey.stephenson Hailey Wix Stephenson

I scored 76! Haha.

(PS- I loooooooooove the Golden Girls. Blanche was definitely always my favorite.)
http://www.facebook.com/SiNT4X J.d. Ballard

Been 100% homosexual and out since 6th grade, but unfortunately Unicorn Booty, I scored a whopping 12.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_G2WSJS7KMYZQK2ANFWQTKPKYFA Jeremy Cantrell

i got a 56, and that seems… pretty accurate actually
http://www.facebook.com/people/Katrina-M-Lewis/708760531 Katrina M Lewis

16, “Closet Warmer”

I’m a (if a label is needed) pansexual female.
I don’t make a good gay man, it seems.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Katrina-M-Lewis/708760531 Katrina M Lewis

16, “Closet Warmer”

I’m a (if a label is needed) pansexual female.
I don’t make a good gay man, it seems.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Ace-Mercury/100002524449700 Ace Mercury

oh I got 48.

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