Help A Unicorn Out – Got 2 Tickets To Burning Man?
Calling all gay Burners: Two critical (Re: beloved, gorgeous, sexy) members of our camp at Burning Man this year somehow didn’t get the 7 month-long memo that tickets were going to sell out this year. Yes, I knooow, right?
A buttload of jerks are selling tickets to the playa at extraordinarily inflated prices on sites like ebay and Craigslist, which is totally against the Burning way, man.
My dusty, gay, most cherished hope is that some of our amazing readers may have purchased extra tickets, and are looking to part with them at face value. I mean, just look at these boys – I need them in my playa life.
Yes, I know my green and yellow loincloth is devilishly sexy and of course I realize that it looks like my husband’s head is growing out of my best boy George’s shoulder, but let’s focus on the boys to my right for a moment. That’s Brittin all up on my butt, and Chris is the gentle giant on the far right dressed in red and lots of skin. They need tickets. Can we rally and make this happen for them?
If you have a ticket or two to spare, please email [email protected] and let’s make this happen. There’s a free Unicorn Booty vintage t-shirt in it for you if you help make these desert dreams come true.