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Richard Marx Stars In Colonics Commercial (Seriously)
"Wherever you go, however you poo - I will be right here waiting for you."
Late 80′s pop phenom, Richard Marx, has been reduced to hawking colonics for an anal irrigation superspa.
The last we remember hearing from Marx was when he wrote the cheeseball This I Promise You for NSYNC about a decade ago, so it’s not like homeboy wasn’t hard up for the cash. It’s just an interesting career pivot, is all.
This commercial has us puzzled. Did Marx write this jingle or simply croon it? Is Marx getting enough fiber in his diet? Did Fountain of Health pay him in cash or colonics? Will other stars begin appearing in anal advertisements?
Because we’d love to see Eminem for Fleet Natural Enemas (Eminenema, anyone?), or maybe Drew Barrymore come out with a personalized line of designer douche – Drouche, if you will.
What do you think of those sparkling fountains erupting from those fellas’ rumps?
via UB superreader, Shan Carr.
