Dan Savage Debuts New Definition of ‘Rick’
Dan Savage warned Rick Santorum that if he didn’t cut out the gay-bashing on the campaign trail, he would be forced to go ahead and redefine “Rick” as well. And we all know how redefining Santorum turned out!
Ricki Lake begged Santorum to quit it! But he just kept right on badmouthing the gays.
So now we are proud to unveil the new, terribly foul definition of “Rick.”
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P.S. Thanks for your efforts on behalf of equality for all.
You’re welcome, HTH, and in case anyone missed my Funny or Die video—in which I threatened to redefine Rick Santorum’s first name if he didn’t lay off the gay bashing—you can watch it HERE.
Santorum hasn’t laid off the gay bashing, as it’s all he’s got, so it looks like I’m going to have to go ahead and redefine his first name, too. (My apologies to Rick Dees, Rick Fox, Ricki Lake, and all the other innocent Ricks out there.) The definition I proposed in my video was a little too long and involved, so I vote for adopting yours, HTH. Now “Rick Santorum” isn’t just a vile and disgusting politician—he’s a vile and disgusting sentence.
That said, I don’t think someone would rick his or her partner out of gratitude; ricking someone—sucking the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex out of someone’s ass—is something a person would do only under duress or under orders from a cruel BDSM top.