Pope Gives Anti-Gay Speech; Angry God Blows His Hat Off, Stage Down

Posted by Kevin Farrell on Aug 22, 2011 in Separation of Church & Prostate | 39 comments

Does this look like a man that speaks on God's behalf?

Pope Benedict XVI remembered the Sabbath and kept it holy yesterday by giving a rousing homophobic speech to a crowd of one million in Madrid about the societal perils of gay marriage, or as we like to call it – marriage.

But the Lord was having none of it!

In a gesture that surely could only have been intended to say, “STFU,” God whipped up a surprise wind storm and knocked the hat right off of the pope’s smarmy head. The tumultuous weather shook the stage and knocked over a tent, literally forcing the pope to abandon his bigoted speech halfway through to seek shelter.

Though he was unable to complete the homily, Vatican officials said on Sunday that the content of his entire speech the previous evening was still valid and could be published.

In the address, he attempted to give at the airbase of Cuatro Vientos Spanish for Four Winds the pope struck at the heart of social reforms in countries like Spain.

“The Lord calls many people to marriage, in which a man and a woman, in becoming one flesh, find fulfilment in a profound life of communion,” he told the young pilgrims.

Suuuure. If Catholics feel confident enough in their interpretation of God’s wrath to suggest that an event like Hurricane Katrina was God’s response to New Orleans’ gay Southern Decadence festival, then we think our synopsis here is fair game.

Thoughts?

(via Indiavision)

http://www.facebook.com/XwhyterabbitX Anthony Powers

the picture is just priceless. lol

http://www.facebook.com/people/Dominic-Lyncourt/100000150236418 Dominic Lyncourt

I think i just found my new profile pic for Facebook lol

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http://www.facebook.com/people/Grey-Diamond/1547664306 Grey Diamond

This is so insanely cool.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000200911545 Mekka Chan

HAH. Pope got bish shmacked~

Sean

Aha! i see what you did there!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Luinne-DLlard/100001583873176 Luinne D’Llard

I’d like to see how they’ll explain this divine bitchslap away 8D
http://www.facebook.com/people/Benjamin-Spiderm/100000682860873 Benjamin Spiderm

I do believe I am putting that image on a coffee cup.
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http://pulse.yahoo.com/_WWXLOZCI42QWB5PX47HWSDKH2M No Name

Thank you Jesus!
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_6WGSMHU2SCXFELRVW7QTP23O74 Prof. Andmaryann

Thank you! I keep waiting for evangelicals to explain the current Texas drought as punishment for the behavior of its backwards, anti-science, no-compassion-having religious residents, but, so far, complete silence from the Fox News/Oral Roberts crowd.

I hate bitches who can dish it out but can’t take it.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1426650683 Shannon Bridge

Just a random observation, here- Shouldn’t you have all your ducks in a row in your own place before you go and tell the rest of the world how to live? It’s not like Mr. PopeHat doesn’t have issues enough with his priests and that little thing with pedophilia in just about every church under his control that he needs to branch out and worry about the gay people who didn’t ask him for his opinion?
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1545017017 Bonnie Guo

Gotta give the point to God this time.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Vincent-Slaughter/100002501072570 Vincent Slaughter

Well done, God, well done<3
Anonymous

Instant karma….At least he wasn’t struck down by lightening….another act of God…..
http://www.facebook.com/saje.williams Saje Williams

So… the force wasn’t with Pope Palpatine today, was it?
http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-Vazquez/100000631776279 Michael Vazquez

awesome! so I guess God is also punishing people in Arizona and Oklahoma for their hatred and bigotry: now they’re feeling God’s heat for their actions – literally!
Anonymous

God Don’t Like Ugly!
http://www.facebook.com/shizenyasuya Tj Jewett

je’agree. (yes i know that’s not french)
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_KW7VCU656BQTNOPMYTNODCSJJI Michael Towers

I guess the gay agenda relies on lies, so this gross manipulation of the facts is not surprising…

The pope’s intended speech was in now way “homophobic” or even mentioned homosexuality in anyway. Speaking to a crowd of young Catholics about the Sacrament of Marriage – one of the seven Sacraments of the Church (I am not talking about state marriage, before you get on your victimhood horse) – at a Catholic youth festival where many are entering the age where they will be falling in love and getting married is not “homophobic”.

Your distortion of the facts, though, could easily be termed “Romaphobic” – something that’s been present in the world ever since Jesus Christ told his followers “Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me. Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in heaven, for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you” (Mt 5) and “If the world hates you, keep in mind that it hated me first. If you belonged to the world, it would love you as its own. As it is, you do not belong to the world, but I have chosen you out of the world. That is why the world hates you. Remember what I told you: ‘A servant is not greater than his master.’ If they persecuted me, they will persecute you also. If they obeyed my teaching, they will obey yours also. They will treat you this way because of my name, for they do not know the one who sent me.” (Jn 15)

http://www.facebook.com/people/Tina-Vazquez/670090593 Tina Vazquez

uh yeah, and Jesus was talking to the JEWS in BOTH those instances. SO where does that leave YOU smartass?
http://www.facebook.com/people/Tina-Vazquez/670090593 Tina Vazquez

uh yeah, and Jesus was talking to the JEWS in BOTH those instances. SO where does that leave YOU smartass?
http://www.facebook.com/Miamiman888 Michael Hansen

You are such a brainwashed idiot. That religion is the most evil vile hateful institution on the planet. It has screwed up so many lives over the centuries.To have the nerve to come after LGBT people and try to prevent us from achieving equal rights, after trying to hide all their pedophile priests.I wish lightning had struck that stupid old fool down, then there would be one less hateful, bigoted religious bigot in the world.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Sara-Kuzawa/208701073 Sara Kuzawa

RELIGION isn’t evil or vile; the people who take letter to law are. I went to Catholic school for 12 years and there was NEVER a homophobic lesson or homily. If you’re going to bash on one specific sector *in the entire world of excuses*, please do your research on who said what, what was actually taught, and the meaning behind any lessons you choose to interpret in YOUR bigoted way. What you said in your comment is exactly what you’re fighting against–hate and bigotry. Hypocrisy is a nasty illness among “advocates”

http://www.facebook.com/people/Sara-Kuzawa/208701073 Sara Kuzawa

Oh. And P.S., the religion everyone hates, Christianity, is based on acceptance and non-judgment, based on Christ’s life and teachings of equality. What should be hated is the previous books of the Bible, the Old Testament, which has absolutely no relevance to anything after Jesus. That’s the staple of Christianity–JESUS!

Damn. I gave up religion for other reasons, but at least I can keep my facts straight.

http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/VAVCM7WZLZ3GFXH4ERDDGMTYZQ Brooke

Who cares? I ain’t no christian anyway. Too much hatred in that camp.

http://twitter.com/eccles64 Robert Tobin

Who is going to take any notice of Der Führer der Vatikanstaat, Herr Papst RatSlinger. The “Holy” Roman Catholic Church has lost any credibility it ever had: “Anti Gay”? Well what about all the cases of Pedophilia amongst the clergy. The “Faithful” are leaving the Church in droves. In my country, Australia attendance at Mass is down to 7%. There is a severe shortage of priests, e.g. the Jesuits have only 127 Priests in Australia now,
My advice to Herr papst RatSlinger is to shut up and mind his own business and stay in his opulent Vatican.
Anonymous

I’m pretty sure my guess would be correct. The majority of these comments are from the
gay community? Right.
Next time get your facts “straight”, that was not an anti-gay speech. If you can read, go over
it again and this time try to interpret it correctly
http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/6EWDTDGGPM2NUB23WZXTLKO6DI Lorili

Whatever the speech was about you can be sure it was all bullshit, coming from this hideous, child molesting, con man scumbag.
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http://pulse.yahoo.com/_VX25EOGUB7EUGWNMJ7SWWU7AQI Madjid

Two homosexual performing to the pope and his ministers is outrageous, how could they force them to have this homosexual performance to take place is quite unbelievable….
Watch the photo at whatreallyhappened .com
What does homosexuality offers to the world of religion is zero
Elton John and his partner are adopting a child, how can this be accepted? as we all know that a child needs his /her mother more than anything else from birth to adulthood.
BTW gay means content, happy….therefore its has no connection with homosexuality whatsoever.

Anonymous

You’re ranting about things that don’t have anything to do with this article, that shows you have a major agenda and are just looking for an excuse. That tanks your credibility.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Steve-Peterson/100001370663374 Steve Peterson

Isn’t this the same pope who preached against condom use on the Continent of Africa? Isn’t this continent the place most ravaged by AIDS? Doesn’t this make the pope a mass murderer? YES!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Sara-Kuzawa/208701073 Sara Kuzawa

Catholicism and Christianity both teach “no birth control” except the rhythm method. Doesn’t mean millions of both don’t use it. Choice is NOT the same as force. Having unprotected sex while knowing you have AIDS or HIV IS illegal. Prophylatics re not.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1384279376 Theo J. Williams

Hmmm. Divinity gave someone a mild whuppin’-on at an interesting moment. Pay attention—lesson here. Yes?
http://profiles.google.com/jacobrichardford Jacob Ford

Wait so all of you have AIDs and the highest rates of suicide, depression and drug abuse in the world…but God’s wrath is actually only expressed by the wind blowing the Pope’s cape in his face?

How convenient!

So God’s punishment for you is AIDs and for the Pope is wind in his face? (I understand that you guys are idiots who are too busy with gay sex to be worldly, but you should know that this is not how things work!)

Anonymous

If AIDS is a punishment for anything, it’s a punishment for the entire human race.

Can you seriously not tell this is a tongue-in-cheek piece? With crazy people claiming gay marriage (aka marriage between two people in love, also know as ‘marriage’) causes earthquakes, that logic dictates that the pope must have done something to irritate his boss.

Also, gays do not have the highest rate of AIDS in the world. Unfortunately, the 19 countries worldwide with the highest prevalence of reported infections are all African countries with more than 24.5 million infected. And in each and every one of those countries, the prevalent population infected is heterosexual. You can thank the pope for that, in part. After all, condoms, the easiest way to prevent transmission, aren’t allowed.
Yes, gays have high rates of suicide and depression. I couldn’t find proper statistics to verify or disprove your claim, but what causes suicide and depression, for a very large part? Mistreatment. Abuse. Bullying. Disenfranchisement. And where does that come from, for gays, primarily? Straight, bigoted people such as yourselves. Congratulations.

The drug abuse statistic is just plain false. If there is a high instance of drug abuse in the gay population, it is to deal with the emotional problems brought on by dealing with a society that largely mistreats them. Part of it is going to be the fact that a gay person is a normal person in all aspects, they just happen to like and love people of the same gender. Are people prone to substance abuse? Yes. Are people prone to depression? Yes. Do people commit suicide? Combine that fact, that they are normal people and therefore are going to have some of these problems regardless, with the mistreatment. That would explain any high occurrences.

Anonymous

Everyone keeps talking about “hate”, “hipocrisy”, and “bigotry”. have you read any of your comments???? This doesn’t help your case. It just makes people angry and resentful and indifferent to your feelings about this. Christians will never accept gay marriage and homosexuals will never stop fighting for it so we’ll just have to live in peace and agree to disagree. And FYI, just because someone disagrees with someone else, it doesn’t make them a biggot. It makes them courageous enough to say what they believe, no matter what side you’re on. Please stop the hate, the REAL hate that just emanates from the gay community. It just doesn’t help anyone. Peace!

Sean

I am a catholic, please don’t think that you are without allies within the church. But as for “Anonymous”: if our holy father feels the need to spread a message of intolerance to his church, who are told that Christ’s message was one of tolerance, then there is a problem. there is no sense in this. No organization is without its hippocrisy, but i cant think of a religious institution that practices a more hypocritical doctrine. If you are a strict orthodox catholic such as how every pope must be, there is a lot you get wrong. that is not to say that the Pope is just spreading hate, because this is what the Pope believes. However wrong it may be.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Myke-Abaya-Sotero/728314864 Myke Abaya Sotero

You are so awesome God! Let that pedo pope have it!
Anonymous

Love it! (Except for the last paragraph, which assumes all Catholics are as narrow-minded as the pope. We’re not.)
Anonymous

Love it! Except for the final paragraph, which assumes all Catholics are as narrow-minded as the Pope. We’re not.
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