Teenage Mutant Ninja (Smoochin’) Turtles
To be honest, we always kind of suspected that it was Donatello and Leonardo that were hooking up on the side when the turtles weren’t busy fighting Shredder or HIV or whatever. Their initials are DL, after all. Alas, Raphael has proved our gaydar wrong once more.
As for Michelangelo, he’ll totally still blow you after a few beers and a peanut butter and clams pizza. Cowabunga!