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For the Love of God, Justin, BRING SEXY BACK (Back)!

Posted by on Sep 8, 2011 in Music | 4 comments

Baby come back!

The sexy is no longer back, y’all! The sexy is gone! The sexy is…front?

  • “I have no way of telling the girl who cheated on me how I feel.”
  • “I can’t dance up in da club. Because I can’t even say “da” club. I have to say “the” club. Because I’m white.”
  • “How am I supposed to feel tingly in my down-there?”
  • “I don’t know how to pleasure myself to Bruno Mars!”
  • “Justin Bieber is too young for me to jerk off to.”

These are just a few of the compassionate pleas for Justin Timberlake to hang up his acting hat and FOR THE LOVE OF GOD return to music making. You too can help. Just watch and share.