Anderson Cooper Gets Naked, Tan for New Show
Anderson Cooper stripped down to his skivvies for a Snooki-induced spray tanning session on his new show, Anderson. But just as Coop lifted his shirt off, an Anderson-shaped potato or frozen milk statue appeared in his place. Homeboy was so pale that the tanning, ahem, technician (PBTHHHH!) had to physically paint muscle definition onto his torso.
AC will of course be laughing his porcelain ass off in twenty years when Snooki and the gang are more squamous cell carcinoma than squabbling reality stars. The real situation may very well end up being skin cancer – and quite a bit of it.
But that’s neither here nor there. The real highlight of the clip is Snooki candidly telling the camera, “I had no idea that Mr. Anderstand had muscles.” Oh girl! Don’t ever change.
You neither, Snooki!