5 Anti-Masturbation Devices That Will Haunt Your Dreams
A boner with too much time on its little boner hands (with boner fingers, natch) is the devil’s playground, my grandmother used to say. Or something like that. Hell, I was too busy masturbating to really pay much attention.
Anti-masturbation was big business for much of the early 20th century. Real talk, it was practically the oil industry of the era. But which products ruled the market with a spiked-palm, iron fist?
“This device was like a cup that was placed over the head of the penis and attached to pubic hair by chains and clips. When the wearer got an erection, the pubic hair would be plucked painfully and the wearer would have to respond.”