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Sperm Bank Bans Redhead Donors

Posted by on Sep 19, 2011 in Business | 5 comments

"Holla at cha boy!"

Citing little demand and an effort to further destroy this poor baby seal’s self esteem, the world’s largest sperm bank, Cryo’s, has put the kibosh on redheaded donors. Attention gingers: take your spunk elsewhere!

Ole Schou, Cryos’s director, said that there had been a surge in donations in recent years, allowing the facility to become much more picky about its donors.

“There are too many redheads in relation to demand,” he told told Danish newspaper Ekstrabladet. “I do not think you chose a redhead, unless the partner – for example, the sterile male – has red hair, or because the lone woman has a preference for redheads. And that’s perhaps not so many, especially in the latter case.”

There is one place that carrot topped boner juice still sells: Ireland. In one of the least appetizing metaphors or all time, Schou claims the stuff sells “like hot cakes” in the land of the Irish.

So if red sperm doesn’t sell elsewhere, what type of life-giving ball elixir is in demand throughout the rest of the world?

He said sperm from donors with brown hair and brown eyes was particularly in demand, because of the bank’s large customer base in Spain, Italy and Greece.

Indian sperm was also hard to find, he said, because India does not allow sperm or eggs to be exported, causing a problem for childless international Indians.

And there you have it. What a juicy story!

(via Telegraph)