The Best Arguments For and Against Gay Marriage We’ve Ever Heard
Comedian Patton Oswalt’s scathing criticism of Bible-thumping, Green Lantern ring-wearing, barely literate, anti-gay bigots is required listening. Lucky for you, this is the most hilarious homework assignment you’ve ever had.
And while we disagree on the boner-killing power of two dudes booty bumping since scientists have straight up proven that the louder the homophobe the harder the gay porn-induced erection, we’re willing to give Oswalt’s intro a pass since the rest of his rant is just that good.
Press play. You’ll thank us afterwards!