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The Best Arguments For and Against Gay Marriage We’ve Ever Heard

Posted by on Sep 19, 2011 in The Critic | 9 comments

Patton Oswalt brings the LOLZ.

Comedian Patton Oswalt’s scathing criticism of Bible-thumping, Green Lantern ring-wearing, barely literate, anti-gay bigots is required listening. Lucky for you, this is the most hilarious homework assignment you’ve ever had.

And while we disagree on the boner-killing power of two dudes booty bumping since scientists have straight up proven that the louder the homophobe the harder the gay porn-induced erection, we’re willing to give Oswalt’s intro a pass since the rest of his rant is just that good.

Press play. You’ll thank us afterwards!

Patton Oswalt – The Best Argument Against Gay Marriage by frucci

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