‘Jesus of Nazareth’ Blogs Endorsement of Anti-Sodomite Associate March
Kevin Farrell here, coming to you live from the future where I’m happy to inform you that the Anti-Sodomite Association’s October 22nd ‘Million March 4 Morals’ turned out to be the complete and total bust that we all knew it was going to be way back in September.
Which morals in particular were being, um, marched 4? If the flyer for this even is any indication, it looks like the ASA’s crusade is against gay marriage and abortion, while they remain fully in support of the dastardly evils of clip art.
The fact that this event’s initials, MM4M, are code for a gay threesome between a couple and a third aside, we knew from the start that this pony was a no-go. After all, how does a group rally one million marchers, when they are unable to garner even five supporters on Facebook? And I’m being generous here. At press time, a whopping zero people had “liked” this event on FB.
But enough about these asshats. The real story here is in the comments for the MM4M. A rep from the National Organization for Marriage, God, and Jesus of Nazareth himself have all commented their approval of the march.
Good idea Keith. I’m from the NOM blog, I’ll definitely be coming and spreading the word. Should be a good day to preach. 26 September 2011 23:08
God said… Good idea Keith. I am God and I am from heaven and I wanted you to know you’re doing a SUPER job down there, so keep up the good work buddy! 26 September 2011 23:11
Jesus of Nazareth said… Keith, Jesus here! Just checking in to let you know that 2% of the Americans who died today were, you guessed it, homosexuals! Sent them straight to Hell to be tortured for eternity, because of the sodomy. Looked into it and most of them were pretty good people overall, you know, nice to their neighbors and kind to strangers and charitable of heart and so forth, but the sodomy! Dad just won’t have it! Anyway keep up the good work, li’l guy! And good luck with the march, I’ll be watching like always! 26 September 2011 23:17
And there you have it! Who knew that Jesus was so tech-savvy? I wonder if he uses a Macbook Air? And surely he’s a fan of cloud computing, right? Zing!