The Tug Toner Provides Full Body Masturbation-Motion Workout

Posted by Kevin Farrell on Oct 10, 2011 in Real Talk | 5 comments

Jimmy Kimmel will see your pair Shake Weight, Free Flexor full house, and raise you a pair of Tug Toners, thank you very much. It’s high stakes Texas hold (your weiner-like device) poker, and we’re all winners!

At the bargain price of $39.95, the Tug Toner rings in at considerably less than a Vampire Fleshlight or a Zombie dildo, assuring that it will be the must-have masturbation-esque work out device of the season.

But hey, don’t take our word for it. Just press play and see for yourself.

Will you be tugging and toning anytime soon?

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=194002341 Darek M

I ordered mine today.
http://twitter.com/JacobRyanTX Jacob Ryan

Can’t I just masturbate?
http://twitter.com/ArtDirectorGuy James Baran

Consdering this damn-funny thing is made in China, I am sure the advert should read : “At the outrageously inflated price of $39.00, Plus S&H” LOL
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1443795670 Joey Lopez

clutch my pearls
http://www.facebook.com/angellynn55 Lynn G

Seriously is this for REAL!!!! Some links say YES and others say it is a JOKE that Jimmy Kimmel did. What is the truth of the matter. People are asking?????

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