The Tug Toner Provides Full Body Masturbation-Motion Workout
Jimmy Kimmel will see your pair Shake Weight, Free Flexor full house, and raise you a pair of Tug Toners, thank you very much. It’s high stakes Texas hold (your weiner-like device) poker, and we’re all winners!
At the bargain price of $39.95, the Tug Toner rings in at considerably less than a Vampire Fleshlight or a Zombie dildo, assuring that it will be the must-have masturbation-esque work out device of the season.
But hey, don’t take our word for it. Just press play and see for yourself.
Will you be tugging and toning anytime soon?