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Don’t Try This at Home: A Guide To Being a Pirate

Posted by on Oct 11, 2011 in Homo How To | 0 comments

If you’re willing to gouge your eye out, cut off your hand, and chew on rocks until your lose a few teeth, you might have what it takes to be a DIY pirate.

Don't try this at home.

What’s that you say? You’re not a crazy person?

Well, you could always just buy yourself a parrot…

(via davidfromdallas)