Florida Serial Pooper on the Loose! Hide Ya Kids! Hide Ya Wife!
The alleged bowel movement bandit first appeared felt during early September, when Fort King Middle School administrators made an unsightly discovery in front of room 469, WTSP-10 reports.
After the four incidents involving the pooper’s little presents — at least two of which included notes — detectives set up surveillance cameras aimed at the classroom steps.
You can see for yourself in the bizarre, but safe for work video below that the serial pooper is a white male with glasses, reminiscent of Arrested Development‘s Buster Bluth.
Wait, did I just solve this mystery all on my own?