How to Find a Masculine Halloween Costume for Your Effeminate Son
“If you’re the parent of an overly feminine little boy, choosing the right Halloween costume is crucial for avoiding humiliation during your family’s trick-or-treat outings.”
The Onion checks in with Anna Stephenson, the controversial fictitious author of Actually, He’s a Boy to discuss how to butch up even the fairest of fairy princesses.
And before the hate mail rolls in, let me make it absolutely clear that this is a joooooke. Giggles, not GRRR’s, y’all.
Which costume is your favorite?