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Chris Brown’s Penis Celebrates Halloween on Twitter

Chris Brown celebrated Halloween the only way he knew how: Balls to the walls and penis to the Twitter.

I don't think I can wear this costume tonight! Gonna change! http://t.co/wR1Vr7k6
@chrisbrown
Chris Brown

Chris Brown celebrates Halloween the only way he knows how.

There’s any number of possibilities for what Chris was in costume as; an alien with a penis, a stalk of asparagus with a penis, the Jolly Green giant’s penis with an extra penis all its own, an apple Jolly Rancher with a penis – we could go on and on.

Not that we’re complaining.

Just…what exactly do you think he was supposed to be?