Chris Brown’s Penis Celebrates Halloween on Twitter
Chris Brown celebrated Halloween the only way he knew how: Balls to the walls and penis to the Twitter.
There’s any number of possibilities for what Chris was in costume as; an alien with a penis, a stalk of asparagus with a penis, the Jolly Green giant’s penis with an extra penis all its own, an apple Jolly Rancher with a penis – we could go on and on.
Not that we’re complaining.
Just…what exactly do you think he was supposed to be?