Christian Group Seeks Ban On Gay Divorce
NEW YORK (CAP) – The Christian Coalition of America, a staunch opponent of gay marriage, has seemingly given up that fight in favor of a new tact. The group has now begun lobbying hard against allowing gays to get divorced.
“It is an affront to the institution of divorce,” said Coalition President Roberta Combs. “If they want to get married so badly, then they should stay that way. Don’t be clogging up my court system with your gay marital woes.”
Coalition members in New York have begun a petition campaign to legally block same-sex divorces, claiming the wording in current state law allows for homosexuals to get together, but not to part. They hope the state Supreme Court will hear the case during their fall session.ill hear the case during their fall session.
“Listen, they wanna get married, I’m actually okay with that,” said anti-gay activist Jaleel Philips. “Keeps ‘em outta my hair. But they wanna get divorced, then they’re back on the streets, recruiting and whatnot. I’m not down with that.”
Proponents of gay divorce said Philips’ argument doesn’t hold water because much like their heterosexual counterparts, they also like to cheat on their spouses, giving them ample opportunity to spread disease and whatnot even while married.
When reached for comment, government officials denied any knowledge of gays or lesbians actually living in New York, despite the scores of them that have recently been married in that state.
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