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Marcus Bachmann Attempts to Pray The Gay Away for Penguin Pair
We love, Love, LOVED Taiwanese CGI newshouse NMA’s take on Michele Bachmann’s laughable campaign for the presidency back in September. The group pulled no punches, labeling husband Marcus effeminate, and showing him getting down with another man while Michele barked on about the evils of homosexuality.
Knowing a good story when they see it, NMA has picked up our report on the Toronto Zoo’s attempt to separate a gay penguin couple in order to beef up the endangered species’ population.
“What about gay animal rights?,” they ask, as NMA’s Marcus Bachmann simulacrum makes a recycled cameo in an effort to pray the gay right out of the penguin lovers.
Penguin doggystyle sex aside, the video raises a good point. What results do zookeepers expect to achieve with this experiment? Besides wooing Bachmann to Toronto, we mean.



