Teacher at Christian School Arrested for Masturbating During Class

Posted by Kevin Farrell on Nov 16, 2011 in Separation of Church & Prostate | 17 comments

Paul LaDuke: (Worst) Teacher of the Year?

A lesser known eleventh commandment – Thou shalt not jerk off at your podium in class while your students are trying their darndest to receive a proper education despite your, you know, jerking off in class – doesn’t get much play, mostly because it seems like such a completely obvious piece of common sense.

Well, that and divine word of God or not, it’s a total run-on sentence.

It’s a shame though, because a good Christian like 75-year-old Paul LaDuke sure could have used an FYI.

A longtime teacher at Schaumburg Christian School was charged with sexual exploitation of a child Tuesday for allegedly masturbating while students were in his classroom — an act, police said, that he might have performed repeatedly for 10 years or more.

Police said that on Friday, Paul LaDuke, 75, of Hanover Park, was seated behind his classroom podium when he lowered his pants and masturbated. A student allegedly saw him and reported it to a teacher, who relayed it to school administrators. LaDuke lost his job the same day, police said.

Police now suspect that LaDuke had been playing What Would Jesus Do With His Penis In Class for close to a decade now, so homeboy’s future is looking pretty grim.

You know what they say after all; “Fool me once, shame on you. Jerk off in a room full of minors for ten years, Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. Do not pleasure yourself while en route to jail. Save it for your cell. You’ll be there awhile.”

What do you mean you’ve never heard that one? It’s a classic American proverb.

(via Chicago Tribune)

meh2

my first reaction to reading the title: i was torn between a sigh and hysterical laughter at the irony.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrew-Lopez/632230510 Andrew Lopez

This might be my lysdexia being funny again, but when I first read “Schaumburg” my mind read it as “scumbag” =P

http://www.facebook.com/avehooper Avery L. Hooper

…i think the “S” (in scumbag) is silent.

http://www.facebook.com/deborah.lazaroff Deborah Lazaroff

Actually, that’s the 12th
commandment. The 11th is “Thou shalt not masturbate into thy sock, then
bury it at the bottom of the laundry hamper hoping no one will notice
it.”
http://www.facebook.com/deborah.lazaroff Deborah Lazaroff

Actually, that’s the 12th
commandment. The 11th is “Thou shalt not masturbate into thy sock, then
bury it at the bottom of the laundry hamper hoping no one will notice
it.”

http://2020k.wordpress.com/ RJ

I think a lot of people break your version of the 11th commandment then…hahaha
http://www.facebook.com/people/Nicole-Darby/1141366057 Nicole Darby

do men really do that. lol….

Anonymous

I would like to discuss a problem I have with this article. While I in no way condone the act of masturbation while in a classroom with students. I have to ask, has this man admitted to this crime? are there other witnesses to the act other than 1 sole student? The problem with sex crime allegations is that they can affect your life but only be the word of one person. I’m not saying victims are all making it up, but to say that all victims are telling the truth is wrong as well.
http://www.facebook.com/sarah.burrill1 Sarah Burrill

wow some people
http://www.facebook.com/sarah.burrill1 Sarah Burrill

wow some people
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http://twitter.com/Ginger_Pandemic Hailey Stephenson

When I was in high school (in Tennessee, no less!) there was a teacher who would literally shoot rubber tubing at people in the class, which would leave red welts on us. We would go to the principal, and she would never believe us or investigate. He would also not even bother to hide checking out female students. Sometimes he would roll pens off the front of his desk and ask a cheerleader to bend and pick it up for him. Ugh. All of this was ignored and dismissed by faculty.

One day he took something from me in class, and put it in his podium. When he left the room, I got up in the middle of class to take it back, and found paper towels, rubber gloves, and Vaseline in there. Ugh, I bet this is what he was doing!

http://www.facebook.com/avehooper Avery L. Hooper

Some sort of pervy teacher’s at my Jr. High and High School too :/ YUCK! and ur right, the principal never did anything about it. but now i think that times have changed a little bit. another one of my teacher’s actually got arrested for making out with one of the girls he on the girls basket ball team because he was also the coach of that team.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Luinne-DLlard/100001583873176 Luinne D’Llard

Classic christian sexual repression. Poor old man has been screwed up inside for a lifetime by that poisonous dogma, and look where it’s gotten him– jerkin’ off in a classroom full of kids and now in prison at the ripe old age of 75.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001523423064 Steven Roberts

I agree with you RyeSeronie everyone is innocent until proven guilty. We need more info on this. But it wouldn’t surprise me if this was true.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001523423064 Steven Roberts

I went to that schools facebook page and hammered this article home lol
http://www.facebook.com/Matty211 Matt O’Hara

Hahaha! My level of judgement does differentiate to whether he was a a High School or an Elementary School teacher. Totally bad either way, but there IS a bad and a worse.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000929161447 Shannon Barber

Good Christians doing the Lord’s work again. More and more, these people are proving that they are nothing but hypocritical, hate mongering perverts hiding behind Bibles.

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