Police Discover 26 Female Corpses Dug Up, Dressed as Dolls in Man’s Home
With Russia busy literally fining people for being “openly gay,” real, pressing issues will go largely ignored. Like say, a “genius” robbing graves in the middle of the night. Not for valuable jewelry or belongings trapped inside coffins like pearls, but for the 26 female bodies encased within instead.
How else was he to grow his life size doll collection?
Russian media reported that Moskvina kept at least 26 bodies in his small, three-room apartment. They all belong to females aged between 15 and 26 who died years ago. The bodies were “dried up,” Interfax reported.
Life News reported that Moskvina, who is a historian and was also involved in journalism, visited hundreds of cemeteries at night and dug up the bodies with a shovel. He then put the remains in plastic bags and dragged them to his home.
Once safe in his abode, Moskvina dressed the bodies – sometimes decayed to nothing more than a skeleton – in girlish outfits like frilly dresses with stockings, or even as a giant teddy bear. You know, for snuggling.
Moskvina is described by neighbors as a genius. The undertaker (get it?) speaks 13 languages and used his master historian credentials to lecture at a local museum. So how does a genius evade capture while body hunting in over 750 cemeteries throughout Russia? He slept in the coffins, of course.
Police are currently unsure what to charge Moskvina with, thought we imagine they’ll come up with something soon enough.