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Abercrombie to Deck the Malls with Naked Men This Holiday Season

Posted by Kevin Farrell on Nov 23, 2011 in Business | 24 comments

No less than seven Unicorn Booty readers sent us this shot of the Abercrombie & Fitch holiday hunk horde this morning. We get it, you like naked boys. Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

"Ho ho ho!"

In any case, consider this your friendly reminder than Abercrombie will be once again staffing malls across America with shirtless male greeters this holiday season. Please, no feeding the animals.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrew-Lopez/632230510 Andrew Lopez

Let’s play spot the black dude……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….THERE HE IS!!!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Ashlei-Kennybrew/1517134772 Ashlei Kennybrew

i spotted like 3….i feel it was where’s waldo the permanent tan version…lol!!!
http://www.facebook.com/joebridges2003 Joe Bridges

i found 8

http://www.facebook.com/people/Zach-Horrocks/1036177695 Zach Horrocks

“ho ho ho” what about the other 42? Only three are special enough to tag?
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=586297546 Lauren Chandler

Let’s play spot the Asian dude!
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http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Maner/100000985455337 Chris Maner

Find the Straight guy……. I would fallow this up with a response but I’m going to leave that up to you.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=592796245 Trenton Flock

I’m so torn. I don’t know whether to say “Feh!” or “Meh…” Decisions, decisions…

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1443795670 Joey Lopez

I say “twinks” and roll my eyes, then my eyes follow the contours of their abs, and maybe dart down to their legs and bulges… Oh I’m sorry Rose, when did you get here??? /Blanche

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=506374699 Amanda Shay

Yea they for sure need a little diversity jeez AF we want a rainbow of beauty lol.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000035047164 Gus Anderson

There are three Asian-ish looking guys way back up on the stairs. It IS *a-n-f*…they don’t like diversity.

http://www.MaleEroticEvolution.com Michael!

What date and time will they be in a mall near me?

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1443795670 Joey Lopez

lol, you could call around and ask? HAHA “Hi, ummm when will your twinks be shirtless? ah huh, oh isn’t this abercrombie?”

Anonymous

False advertising! I want my money back! These dudes are NOT nekkkid… maybe we can (smile) help change that.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1443795670 Joey Lopez

I KNOW!!! where’s the penises! lol, You know you can ask any shirted abercrombie “model” (the front-of-house employees are called models) to take their shirt off and they HAVE to do it. I wonder if you ask them to take off their pants if they will ;P

http://www.facebook.com/sassy.blue.whale Joey Ovenstone

No *Fewer than.
http://www.facebook.com/tj.stark Tim Stark

it’s Hollister not Abercrombie. The hoodie in the bottom right corner says Hollister.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000035047164 Gus Anderson

aren’t they both the same corporation?
http://www.facebook.com/people/William-Bellanger/100002081411022 William Bellanger

Either way, they’re all so dimly lit, does it matter? :3

http://www.facebook.com/derek.grantham1 Derek Grantham

That way you won’t realize how hideous the stuff looks until you’re out of the store.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1028303974 Derek Williams

if this is an abercrombie photo, why are there hollister hoodies on the table in the lower righthand corner?

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1443795670 Joey Lopez

ohhhh! Good eye! aren’t they related in some way? anywho, they’re hairless twinks so i don’t care ;P hehe, see I’m biased, it’s ironic, see if they’re not…

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1443795670 Joey Lopez

MY EYES! the hairlessness…the hairlessness, oh the twinkmanity. lol, We need a store for SCRUFFers to shop at, with shirtless hirsuit boys
Scott Gamble

not that it really changes anything but are we sure it will be abercrombie and not hollister considering this picture was taken in one. take your eyes off the abs and direct them to the hoddie on the table.
E C

Is UB too stupid to know the difference between shirtless and naked?