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Who Has the Biggest Penis in Europe? – Infographic

Posted by on Dec 6, 2011 in Genital Warfare | 29 comments

Never again will we toss and turn in bed at night wondering who has the biggest penises in all of Europe.

Click to enlarge. (The infographic, not the penises.)

Let it never be said that Hungary goes hungry for extra inches. The European nation hangs (stands?) proudly boasts the largest penis size on the continent. Frances comes in at a close second, while Romania and Ireland hang their heads (get it?) in shame with the smallest penises in Europe on average.

Now that’s a sash and trophy nobody wants to be seen with.

A friendly reminder, these numbers are in centimeters and not inches. So you can go ahead and pop those eyeballs back into their sockets before anyone notices.

We just wonder, were the penis inspections mandatory, like at Carlton High School?

(via BIOTV) *Edit – I’m a terrible friend. UB reader and dear pal Nick Jones sent me this a week ago, and I didn’t get around to reading it until today! Eek.