Ann Coulter: As Soon as They Find the Gay Gene, Guess Who Liberals Will Be Aborting
We’ve thus far restrained ourselves from posting about Logo’s terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible television franchise, The A-List because well, it’s terrible. Plus, their ratings are deep down in the pooper, and we hardly wanted to encourage this vapid, self-important group to stay on the air.
But hey, it’s a slow news day. So let’s give The A-List: Dallas a shot, eh?
“That makes no sense. The gays have got to be pro-life. As soon as they find the gay gene, guess who the liberal yuppies are gonna start aborting.”
Why the gay television station finds it appropriate to air such inflammatory drivel is beyond us. What a phenomenal waste of potential.
In all seriousness, Logo, if you ask nicely, Unicorn Booty will be happy to step in and save your network. We like you guys quite a bit. We just abhor what you are doing with yourselves in the name of our demographic. Your television station is essentially an overweight 29-year-old living in MTV’s basement talking about going back to graduate school someday in between fits of playing with yourself.
You created a television show named The A-List of all things, and this was the most qualified group of individuals you were able to rally? You are neither doing the LGBT community at large nor these cast members any sort of service. Your “stars” are either so vilified that they are being assaulted with bricks in some bizarre twist on The Lottery or batshit crazy enough to fabricate multiple assaults up for press. That the tweets announcing the assault were deleted was not a detail lost on any of us.
What you are doing is not working. Fact. And even a more popular concept like Project Runway wasn’t strong enough to support multiple spin-offs on a network with a viewership exponentially higher than your own, so what chance in hell does RuPaul have of keeping you afloat for long?
The devilishly handsome Unicorn Booty boys are over here running the most followed gay news site in the entire world, and the fastest growing LGBT media property on the planet. Fact. Gays, girls, and even straight men get their UB fix each and every day. You know how to reach us. Let’s talk.
But do us a favor, please. Even if you don’t call and you don’t write and you don’t want to actually produce content that empowers, accurately represents, and inspires the LGBT community (while killing it in the ratings, I might add), please stop actively working against the gay community. The A-List is a blight on an entire generation, and you know it.