How To Explain Gay Rights To A Total Moron
We are totally loving this infographic today. Have you ever tried to explain gay rights to someone who insisted on compared gay marriage to beastiality? Necrophilia? Marrying inanimate objects?
If I hear one more fundamentalist on television utter the words “If we allow gay marriage, isn’t it a matter of time before we have people marrying horses?” Hey, if we can walk down the aisle with a thoroughbred, isn’t it just a matter of time before we’re catapulting babies into the river, have drive through abortion clinics and teaching about gay porn in schools? America – this is what keeps old white people from sleeping at night.
Enjoy the step by step instructions for handling small minded, homophobic types below. Do your best to tune out the rampant typos. Enjoy!