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Shit Gay Guys Say

Posted by Kevin Farrell on Dec 14, 2011 in The Cunning Linguist | 26 comments

"...which is why I'll never go to Hamburger Mary's again on a Monday."

Shit Girls Say was a big hit yesterday on UB, so it was only a matter of time before Shit Gay Guys Say appeared on our horizon. And by a matter of time, we mean 7 hours.

Sure, the production value offers no comparison to its sister-meme. And true, most gay guys don’t namedrop Bryan Singer (although we’ll give you Parker Posey). And well, I’ve never actually heard a gay guy that rattles off any of these supposedly gay standards. Also, no Juliet Lewis?

We’re going to have to go ahead and give Shit Gay Guys Say a D-. Sorry, y’all.

What do you think? Does Gay Guys live up to Girls’ storied reputation?

http://www.facebook.com/people/Erik-Baan/100000490485875 Erik Baan

This has nothing at all to do with the stereotype. It is unrecognizable, not particularly funny and redundant. On a brighter note, that guy totally fits my demographic. :3
http://www.facebook.com/jack.vorhies Jack Vorhies

I’ve only heard one of those phrases. When I think of “shit gay guys say”…I think of “Shit ONLY gay guys say” like…”Fill my boy pussy”, “That’s cray-cray, gurl”, “werk it!”, or something else on those lines…

http://unicornbooty.com Unicorn Booty

Whoa…

http://www.facebook.com/SiNT4X J.d. Ballard

While not too accurate, still kind of funny.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrew-Lopez/632230510 Andrew Lopez

Hamburger Mary’s is awesome!

http://unicornbooty.com Unicorn Booty

No argument there!

http://www.facebook.com/citynnature Christopher Sowards

How annoying was that!

http://unicornbooty.com Unicorn Booty

Extremely!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Erica-Cook/100000628613592 Erica Cook

You think they’ll do a “shit dykes say”?

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=615921938 Rebecca Myers

*shudder* I hope not…

http://www.facebook.com/people/Erica-Cook/100000628613592 Erica Cook

Aw, why not? Why do you boys always leave us out?

Per Niebur

What do you mean “you boys”? Only the stupid boys leaves you out, Erica!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Pup-McKeenan/100001065596182 Pup McKeenan

What you tech savvy lesbians can’t make your own damned video, you need a nerdy gay man to make it for you???

Anonymous

I loved everything referenced in this video. Julia Sugerbaker! Stockard Channing is in Heartburn!? I think the “accuracy” everyone keeps talking about is all relative. I’ve heard very similar things from my friends, so this speaks to me pretty well. I was discussing Julia Sugarbaker today with friends before I even saw this video. So for me this is pretty accurate to the kind of things I hear my friends say.
http://twitter.com/Andrewgaryscott Andrew Gary-Scott

lololol… I follow Betty Buckley on Twitter.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Luis-Bosque/1406970821 Luis Bosque

My favorites “Hey Girl!” “hEY dIVA!” LOL…..even my straight girlfriends call me that.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Nathann-Gates/100002311607907 Nathann Gates

Hamburger Mary’s!! There is like only 1.. and that’s where I live!! Rock on
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1568373731 Adrienne Monica

Julia Sugarbaker! I laughed so freaking hard at this. I loved the Shit girls say video too. Both videos only highlighted a small percentage of each demographic. I know women who talk like that and I know gay men that talk like that. It wasn’t a broad stereotype so relax! Its funny!
Anonymous

He’s brushing way too hard!
http://www.facebook.com/avehooper Avery L. Hooper

“Hey girl/diva”
“Do u guys have any wigs?”
“Oprah’s Life Class”
p.s.
at 29 seconds, did he say “Have u seen my Niecy Nash impression?” LOL WTF! lol
http://www.facebook.com/people/Pup-McKeenan/100001065596182 Pup McKeenan

this is more what str8 guys think flaming gays say shit.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=687753288 Steve Rodgers

I don’t know any guys like this. The only one I related to was “Julia Sugarbaker.” lol
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000035047164 Gus Anderson

Gay boys are very fragmented into age groups. A new 19 year old gay boy will not have any real cultural connection to the The Sugarbaker girls just like a 58 year old gay boy will not really have Channing Tatum or dubstep on his radar.
http://twitter.com/sejhammer Sej

Jeffrey & Cole Casserole is always nonsensical and low production value. It’s it’s principle charm.
http://www.facebook.com/seanynjboy Sean D. Gowers ヅ

Stepmom and Lily Tomlin’s one woman show! hahahaha

http://www.facebook.com/seanynjboy Sean D. Gowers ヅ

Julia Sugarbaker!!

This whole video killed me, lol

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