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NOM is BROKE! President Brian Brown Begs for Emergency Funding

Posted by on Dec 16, 2011 in News | 15 comments

Today seems like a good time to reminisce about that time NOM prez Brian Brown was caught crying after NY passed marriage equality.

National Organization for Marriage president Brian Brown has warned the group’s mailing list that unless Jesus himself parts the clouds above their headquarters and makes it rain like Lil’ Wayne, the fight against gay marriage in American will soon be won by – GASP – the gays!

NOM is broke, y’all!

Please help us overcome a looming shortfall!

Increasingly virulent and frequent attacks from the same-sex marriage lobby have depleted our emergency funds, and we need your help!

As 2011 draws to a close, everyone at the National Organization for Marriage is excited about the election year ahead, which we believe will be full of huge victories for traditional marriage.

But unless we raise additional funds quickly, we will be faced with hard decisions about where to begin scaling back our efforts for next year. NOM does not have the resources to accomplish everything we need to do…and with the many new and critical marriage battles upcoming in 2012, this is the exact wrong time for us to have to scale back.

Friend, will you make one emergency year-end gift of $25, $50, $100 or even $1,000 if you can afford it, to NOM right now to help us eliminate our budget shortfall before the end of the year?

Ruh roh! In the immortal words of Fergie’s Glamorous, “If you ain’t got no money take your broke ass home!”

This message marks the second time this week that NOM has experienced public embarrassment. The group’s income disclosures this week revealed that NOM is hardly the grassroots movement it claims to be. Rather, Brian Brown and Maggie Gallagher’s little collective is actually funded almost entirely by two secret donors, widely believed to be the Mormon Church and the Catholic Church.

Looks like our most virulent nemesis in the fight for equality is on its way out. NOM’s days are numbered, y’all. Merry Christmas!