Jesus Heals a Gay Man (Video)
“If you are willing, Jesus, you can make me straight.” Rick Perry’s latest campaign ad is the most outrageous, the most inspiring, the most magical display of Christian wonder we’ve seen all month long.
Watch in awe as Jesus uses holy alchemy to give a gay man the most precious gift of all, vagina-fin…oh hell, I won’t spoil it for you.
Geezus does not want us to hurt others UNLESS they have been convicted of a crime in which case we are allowed to execute them with poison or electricity. Also if the people are terrorists he wants us to drop bombs on them.
If you don’t believe in Geezus he WILL kill you with cancer and when you die you burn in hell forever.
Some of his followers want to have access to one of the largest nuclear arsenals on the planet! So vote for Rick Perry! He’s great!