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New Robot Warns You When You’re About to Be Caught Masturbating

Posted by Kevin Farrell on Dec 23, 2011 in Tech Geek | 3 comments

Meet Tyso!

Still haven’t found the perfect holiday gift for that special someone in your life? Might we make a suggestion?

Meet Tyso – the first robot that can detect the presence of other human beings approaching while you masturbate.

You really can’t go wrong with this one.

Praise be to science.

http://twitter.com/kpringologist Kindra Pring

Psst…guy…this is from the Onion…it belongs under “The Satirist”.
Anonymous

wouldn’t taking the bot into the woods make it’s potential exposure meter explode? there’s no privacy in the woods!
http://www.facebook.com/sammael88 Matthew Williamson

The Onion is too awesome. You should check out a recent story on their website about who Ashton Kutcher is now dating. (Spoiler: its a disk of pure evil.)