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Cindy Jacobs Totally Regrew a Woman’s Ladyparts with the Power of Jesus

Posted by on Dec 26, 2011 in Separation of Church & Prostate | 11 comments

Cindy Jacobs' megawatt smile will make an ovary or two appear inside of you if she isn't careful.

Cindy “God Tsunami’d the hell out of Japan because DADT was repealed” Jacobs continues to offend with her claim to have completely reversed a woman’s hysterectomy with the power of God.

From YouTube:

Mike and Cindy Jacobs recount an episode where Cindy’s miraculous healing prayers “completely replaced everything” for a woman who had had a full hysterectomy and she became pregnant.

As someone who has held a beloved woman in my arms for hours before a hysterectomy, I would just like to point out how despicable and cruel Jacob’s story is. None of this happened, just as God didn’t kill a buttload of birds earlier in the year because gay soldiers were leering at their bunk mates in the shower.

Jacobs is a religious fanatic, true, but this particular fallacy may just go too far. LGBT Americans can roll their eyes at this false prophet until the cows come home to no avail, but by spinning such a cruel yarn to her core clientele – lonely middle aged women in middle America – Jacobs may have finally stuffed her foot too far into her own mouth to proselytize.

Only time will tell.

Jerk.