Rick Perry Wants To Be “the Tim Tebow of the Iowa Caucus”
Rick Perry, who has seen his popularity take a dip ever since people began paying attention to the crazy shit that comes out of his mouth, compared himself to NFL quarterback Tim Tebow heading into the Iowa caucus. Tebow is known for his uncanny ability to lead his team back from 4th quarter deficits.
For those of you keeping score at home, Tebow threw 4 interceptions last week in a 14-40 loss to the Buffalo Bills. Should we expect a similar showing from the good old boy from Texas?
Jesus Christ himself weighed in on Perry’s comments in his twitter feed.
Apparently Jesus is undecided who he wants to run against Barack Obama next November.