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Are Hungary’s Enormous Penises to Blame for Their New Gay Marriage Ban?

Hungary’s got a new constitution on their hands, y’all! And for LGBT’s, it ain’t pretty.

The document specifically restricts marriage to straight couples and appears to ban abortion by saying that foetuses will be protected from conception onwards.

It does not protect citizens from discrimination on the grounds of age or sexual orientation, and Amnesty International said last year it would not satisfy international human rights laws.

Surely this pruning of LGBT liberties has something to do with Hungary’s selfish, selfish heterosexual women wanting to hog all of Hungary’s reportedly massive penises (The biggest in Europe!) for themselves.

Right? Riiiight? Is this thing on?

In any case, please keep your chins up, Hungarians. The United Nations isn’t going to stand for these new restrictions.

(via Pink News)