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The (Insanely Gorgeous) Map of a Woman’s Heart

Posted by Kevin Farrell on Jan 5, 2012 in The Cunning Linguist | 13 comments

This absolutely stunning Map of a Woman’s Heart has us rethinking our lack of attraction to the fairer sex. Oh, to run along the Satire Plains! To sail the River of Pensive Musings! To summer on Jewelry Inlet!

The Open Country of a Woman’s Heart has never looked quite so inviting.

Click HERE for a massive map so you can read all of the wonderful details. You can purchase a copy of your own at American Antiquarian.

Ladies, does this sound about right to you?

(via ilovecharts – who I nominated for several Weblog Awards, FYI)

http://www.facebook.com/melissa.clancy1 Melissa Clancy

COQUETRY. FICKLENESS. I AM DYING.

But I think my favorite part is “By a Lady.” Because I highly doubt it is.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=840318220 Sandra Rush

UGH! Allow me to vomit!
Laurie Edwards

A woman with a heart bearing these locations is a woman nobody likes and who doesn’t even much like herself. Most women’s hearts are better landscapes.
Anonymous

where’s the chocolate?
http://www.facebook.com/Affodell Michelle Kupiec

Only thing I like is Land of Oblivion because I just want to go all Elder Scrolls on this map and close it forever.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1601880111 Nikki Signer

I’m not sure what “lady” they think they’ve got pegged, but this genderqueer femme’s heart is really hoping no one mistakes it for that. This blog is so progressive for women!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=630598406 Sirene Rose

i hope you are kidding. this is so offensive. blech.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1202283780 Cara Andrichak Rosson

The largest words are “Love of Admiration,” “Love of Dress,” “Selfishness,” and two versions of Sentiment. And the City and District of Love, while central, are small and difficult to read.
It’s crap! Pretty, antiquated crap.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Stephanie-Donald/100001902906177 Stephanie Donald

It isn’t insanely gorgeous. It’s insanely misogynistic, Kevin. For God’s sake! How much women-bashing can you post on your site without someone noticing? Admiration, Sentiment, Coquetry? You make all lesbians sound like maidens waiting for their male white knight!
http://www.facebook.com/people/Stephanie-Donald/100001902906177 Stephanie Donald

It isn’t insanely gorgeous. It’s insanely misogynistic, Kevin. For God’s sake! How much women-bashing can you post on your site without someone noticing? Admiration, Sentiment, Coquetry? You make all lesbians sound like maidens waiting for their male white knight!
http://www.facebook.com/people/Chanel-Jenkins/636918994 Chanel Jenkins

I’m terribly offended by this. Not only the “art” posted, but the comment by the blog itself. Instead of woman-bashing, stick to LGBT related news. Please and thank you.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Stephanie-Donald/100001902906177 Stephanie Donald

Isn’t it amazing that all my comments on UB get blocked? What are you afraid of; that I might be right?
http://www.facebook.com/ZoeRKing Zoe King

> Point out lack of media attention given to women.

> Call them historically demeaning titles such as “fairer sex”> ???> Profit!

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