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FF: Santorum, Santorum, SANTORUM!

It has been quite the controversial week at the Booty! From MTV’s sensationalistic casting for gay chubby chasers to a misguided attempt at homophobic humor, there have been a lot of opinions, frustrations and general freakouts from fans and haters alike.

So it’s fitting that I ignore all of you and jump into the thing that freaked me out the most this week: SANTORUM!

He’s It’s everywhere! Like a plague of locusts descending on a hapless field of corn in Iowa, the Santorum is spreading far and wide.

And – shock horror – it’s gaining steam! It’s getting more frothy and expansive! The things coming out of it are SIMLPY TOO DISTURBING TO BE TRUE!

Yes, it’s the Friday Freakout: