MK Olsen Unveils Strict Ask/Tell Policy in New Very Mary Kate

Posted by Kevin Farrell on Jan 11, 2012 in Video Nation | 3 comments

Mary Kate Olsen unveils her super safe, super charged cellphone army, the Mary Kavalry in the latest episode of Very Mary Kate. The Mary Kavalry is down on futuristic pantsuits, and up with gays.

“We have a very strict Ask/Tell policy. You have to yell you’re gay at the top of your lungs with your hands like this and prepare for hugs. If no one’s around, give yourself a coat of arms. Get it?”

Those of you who aren’t watching Very Mary Kate each week are terrible human beings. There, I said it.