This NC Pastor’s Insane Rant About Why Gay Men Need Diapers is a Must-Listen!
Pastor Patrick Wooden’s has something very polite, truthful and not at all offensive to say in the name of God, y’all. Just kidding!
But he would like to talk to you about how gay men can’t help but sodomize one another to the point where they need stitches to hold their bowels in. Stitches, we should mention, that gay men can’t help but tear as they get back to work with all of their gonzo anal action.
Didn’t anyone ever teach us gays that patience is a virtue?
When a speech opens with, ”The God of the Bible made the human sperm, the God of the Bible designed it and it was not designed to be emptied into an area that is filled with feces,” you just know it’s going to be a good one.
So dear reader, tell us the number of times you’ve ripped through your stitched-up rectum? And for that matter, what size diapers you wear.