Mario Lopez Strips Down to His Undies, Because Ellen Rips His Effing Clothes Off

Posted by Kevin Farrell on Jan 25, 2012 in Style | 14 comments

Baby got back. And also front.

Ellen Degeneres doesn’t suffer fools…or AC Slater’s clothing. How else do you explain the host with the most literally pulling the clothing off of Mario Lopez on her show?

Not that we mind Mario Lopez in his underwear by any means. The shtick is however tarnished just a bit by Mario’s visible codpiece in those side shots. Penises don’t usually have right angles, FYI. At least ours don’t here at UB.

Wearing a cocksock is essentially the beefcake version of Kirstie Alley strutting a bikini – and a full Spanx bodysock complete with abdominal seams down Oprah’s runway a few years back. It’s cheating!

Also, how adorable is it that these two are like exactly the same height? And you know Ellen’s wearing flats!

But who am I kidding. You stopped reading this half a second after reading the headline. You’re probably on your fourth replay of Mario by now!

Enjoy.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1365172585 James Rodgers Jr

Hey now, some of us enjoy reading the whole article before we dive into the videos. Though I will say this: I’m not a huge fan of is. I mean..whoo he has a chiseled body and all…but meh seen it before. (I’m sorry it’s the bear chaser in me)

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1443795670 Joey Lopez

ditto /cub

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1365172585 James Rodgers Jr

and Cubs are just more fun!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-Reeves/100000349124321 Michael Reeves

nice butt
http://www.facebook.com/johnpatrick.ballengee John Patrick Ballengee

I could look at Mario all day, fully dressed or in underwear! He is a very handsome guy!
http://www.facebook.com/people/Jeff-Crane/720820666 Jeff Crane

now there’s a good reason to watch Ellen !!!
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_47VN5UQJ5KYNCHUO5SRRACKMYE Xiomara

yum!
Anonymous

Mario is in the closet, has he fathered a child? NO!!! Can pretend to be married for looks only, in the closet for sure.

http://twitter.com/krazyvince Vincent Guerra

Do some research.. He has a child named Gia Francesca.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Diego-Alexandro-Gomez/100000793362600 Diego Alexandro Gomez

Him and I will meet in hell
http://twitter.com/colibri_moko Petit Colibri

They would’ve planned it to promote his underwear line
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1202283780 Cara Andrichak Rosson

From a sales website – “Contour pouch supports and defines” – sounds like a bra! LOL! But hey, if I can wear a support bra and prop up the girls, guys should be able to support and define their assets too! I’ve got no problem with that. And as a primarily straight gal who’s been around a lot of blocks, it’s not all about size, it’s about talent.
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http://www.MaleEroticEvolution.com Michael!

I would eat the clothes off of him if I had to…….
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Anonymous

I could look at Mario all day he is so hot

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