Mario Lopez Strips Down to His Undies, Because Ellen Rips His Effing Clothes Off
Ellen Degeneres doesn’t suffer fools…or AC Slater’s clothing. How else do you explain the host with the most literally pulling the clothing off of Mario Lopez on her show?
Not that we mind Mario Lopez in his underwear by any means. The shtick is however tarnished just a bit by Mario’s visible codpiece in those side shots. Penises don’t usually have right angles, FYI. At least ours don’t here at UB.
Wearing a cocksock is essentially the beefcake version of Kirstie Alley strutting a bikini – and a full Spanx bodysock complete with abdominal seams down Oprah’s runway a few years back. It’s cheating!
Also, how adorable is it that these two are like exactly the same height? And you know Ellen’s wearing flats!
But who am I kidding. You stopped reading this half a second after reading the headline. You’re probably on your fourth replay of Mario by now!