Miley Cyrus LOVES Penis Cake! Miley Cyrus HATES Penis Cake!
It was her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth’s (real life brother of THOR!) birthday, so Miley Cyrus did what any red-blooded American 19-year-old girl would do.
She bought her man a big, black penis cake, and then proceeded to fellate it in front of the paparazzi before ultimately hacking it to pieces with a machete.
Like I said, anyone would have done the same. We’ve all been there before, right? Right? Is this thing on?
She’s just being Miley, y’all!
Happy birthday Liam!
(via TMZ)












