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Gwyneth Paltrow Predicts 7-Year-Old Daughter Will Become a Lipstick Lesbian

Posted by on Feb 2, 2012 in Real Talk | 5 comments

We’ve always found Gwyneth Paltrow to be equal parts batshit crazy and earnestly endearing. Case in point: Her interview in the March issue of Harper’s Bazaar in which she lays out her plans for 7-year-old daughter Apple’s lesbianism.

“I’ve been saving my clothes for her since before she was born. I was like, I’ll bet you anything I’ll have a daughter, and she’ll be a really cool butch lesbian and be so above clothes, and I got a very clothes-obsessed child. So if she’s a lesbian, she’s a lipstick lesbian.

She doesn’t like anything avant-garde at all. She likes anything that’s pretty, pretty, pretty or has a bow or a ruffle or is pink.” Thus the Ralph Lauren taffeta frock that Gwyneth wore in 1999 to accept her Oscar for Shakespeare in Love gets Apple’s seal of approval, as does the peachy Prada dress at the Venice Film Festival last September, “but she would have hated the McQueen.”

The entire interview is actually quite sweet, and it’s obvious that Gwyneth means no harm here. Lipstick lesbian, super butch or straight, it sounds like Apple is a lucky lady to have a mama like Gwyneth!

What do you think of Gwyneth’s fortune telling?

(via HB)