LAST CHANCE to Buy a RARE and HORNY Vintage Booty Tee!
Get this: We have exactly FIVE last-of-their-kind Unicorn Booty Tees for sale! They feature the OG Uni, Booty the Unicorn, and they are unique, rare, and oh-so-soft. And at $15 including tax, S&H, they’re quite a catch!
Made from only the finest American Apparel tees, these shirts are sure to bring magic wherever you go. And a little attitude as well – so rep one if you dare, and e-mail us now.
The shirts come from two different Unicorn Booty memes.
The “Booty” tee is from Unicorn Booty 1.0, and features our spunky mascot Booty the Unicorn. He’s bright, he’s pink and he’s more than ferocious – he’ll kick your butt!
The “Me So Horny” tee also comes from UB 1.0, when we thought that we were oh-so-funny…Oh wait, we still think that! We love the contrast of the text with the pink Booty the Uni outline. And yes, we realize that it might be a tad bit offensive to some – it is a horny unicorn after all!
There’s a grand total of FIVE Booty tees available, so email us to secure yours! If we don’t have your size, the images can also be cut up and sewed onto a different t-shirt for a DIY-look. We do that often with different patterns, and it’s a memorable look. Or cut off the sleeves and rock it at the gym. It will definitely boost your endurance and attitude! E-mail us immediately: booty{at}unicornbooty{dot}com.
“Me So Horny” tee: 2 mediums, 2 larges
“Booty the Uni” tee: 1 XL
booty{at}unicornbooty{dot}com!
