The Actual Gay Agenda Vs. What Homophobes Claim We’re Up To
There’s a pretty stellar comparison between the actual gay agenda and what conservatives think the gay agenda is floating around the interwebs today.
Gain legal protection against hate crimes? Actual gay agenda.
Make some straight person get gay married to you? The conservative fake gay agenda.
Qualify for all legal benefits enjoyed by straight couples? Actual gay agenda.
Touch all the straight guys butts? The conservative fake gay agenda.
Obtain the same adoption rights afforded to straight couples? Actual gay agenda.
Literally sodomize the institution of marriage? The conservative fake gay agenda. See? Easy enough to tell the difference, right?
Fantastic. Love it! But if you could move any item from the fake list to the actual gay agenda, which would it be?