The Actual Gay Agenda Vs. What Homophobes Claim We’re Up To

For the lesbian one, add “Flash your daughter” and “Write lesbian kiss scenes into movie scripts.”

LOL!

I think World Domination is on the wrong list. Or is that just me… >.>

I’m just waiting for someone to comment, “WELL, AS FOR ME RE-ELECTING OBAMA ISN’T ON MYYYYY GAY AGENDA!”

In all fairness, no one politician is part of our agenda. And he is far from perfect. Sure. Fine.

But to those people I say:

Just cross out “Obama” and write “a president who has actually delivered on more LGBT equality issues than all other presidents combined” (which is, in this case, a long way of saying “Obama”) or even “a president who isn’t a drooling bigot, who uses fear of minorities to enslave middle America” (which is, again, a long way of saying “Obama”). Don’t you feel better?

(I’m guessing that they won’t feel better.)

Wait, you forgot buy groceries. 

World domination. Clearly.

My str8 males friends would welcome a lesbian kiss scene in a movie.

I have been very vocal about the world domination part, not sure why anyone would think I would hide that. 

My partner doesn’t have a dog, but I think he may want to marry one of my cats.

Agreed

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Haha I just realized it says “Nuclear” family at the bottom…

I think we should make all the children gay. lol. Well not gay but open to the idea. That would be wonderful and solve so many problems.

I was gonna say the same thing

i would say not necessarily annihilating the nuclear family, just the idea that it has to be a man and a woman and children.  change the definition… though i hear part of our agenda is to change the definition of every word too… whoops! 

I TOTALLY agree that we should start calling gay marriage “Marriage” and the union between a man & a woman “straight marriage.” Maybe that will end the conservative argument about “extra and special rights.”

Soccer as the national pastime isn’t such a bad idea! 

Ditto on the world domination…… but maybe thats just my jew speaking 

World Domination is most defiantly on on the wrong list… How are we ever going to use maniacal laughter if we aren’t taking over the world??? 

*claps* Though I’m not voting for O-man, I agree with and see why you guys like him so much.

Other than that, perfect lists on both sides.

I like calling “gay marriage” as just “marriage” and then instituting the term “straight marriage”.  It should be on the other list.

Military is spelled wrong.

Am I the only one who read Super with a Lisp? (I dont even have a lisp >.>)