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David Beckham’s Penis Now the Biggest in the World

Posted by on Feb 8, 2012 in Style | 2 comments

Go tell it from the mountain skyscraper, David Beckham’s penis is the biggest in all the world thanks to an advertisement for his H&M underwear line, and two talented painters.

These men have the arduous job of depicting ‘Golden Balls’ in all his glory in this giant full length paint-by-numbers mural on Manhattan’s 34th street, by Madison Square Gardens.

It’s hard to tell from this distance, but colouring in Beckham’s bulge brick by brick could make anyone a bit hot under the collar.

As you can see in the photos here, the painters handled each delicate stroke of the brush with the utmost precision. One wrong move could easily have brought the gargantuan Beckham to full arousal. Had the bulge on that colossus stirred even a bit, it surely would have knocked the two men off of their platform, sending them crashing to their deaths on the sidewalk below.

But man, what a way to go…

Don’t forget to check out the television commercial for this campaign over HERE.

(via Daily Mail)