David Beckham’s Penis Now the Biggest in the World
Go tell it from the
mountain skyscraper, David Beckham’s penis is the biggest in all the world thanks to an advertisement for his H&M underwear line, and two talented painters.
It’s hard to tell from this distance, but colouring in Beckham’s bulge brick by brick could make anyone a bit hot under the collar.
As you can see in the photos here, the painters handled each delicate stroke of the brush with the utmost precision. One wrong move could easily have brought the gargantuan Beckham to full arousal. Had the bulge on that colossus stirred even a bit, it surely would have knocked the two men off of their platform, sending them crashing to their deaths on the sidewalk below.
But man, what a way to go…
Don’t forget to check out the television commercial for this campaign over HERE.
(via Daily Mail)