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Top 5 CPAC Closeted Republican Craigslist Ads Right Now! (NSFW)

Posted by Christopher Welch on Feb 9, 2012 in Sex | 13 comments

Up next a 29-year-old white (noticing a theme here?) guy in town for CPAC. Link here!

Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

http://twitter.com/jeffstarke James Starke

Oh CPAC Attendees, y u so hypocritical?
http://www.facebook.com/people/Kevi-Equality/100002106564260 Kevi Equality

Someone should hook up with these guys and cut their balls off.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=581003161 Kit Foxley

oooooooooooooooooooooooh like in Fight Club?

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=508951055 Brody Rechlo

Ok, I don’t care if he’s a hypocritical republican, but I wanna meet the guy on page 4. Hellooo!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1132429329 Amanda McDonald

The one on page two was pulled down……… lol!
Anonymous

… really-Really-REALLY PATHETIC!!!
http://twitter.com/Nikademus1969 Nik Davis

I wonder how many of those have been seen in the debates?
http://profile.yahoo.com/6CHROTJP565I2OSMI7U32MRKOE Scott

Awesome finds. Next thing we’ll find is some conservative guys out their paying for abortions for their mistresses.

But PLEASE correct the spelling in the title. “Closeted” not “Closested”.
http://www.facebook.com/finmagik Alexandra Moore

Nearly all are bottoms… Odd how the homophobic ‘he-man’ talks about how gross ‘takin it up the butt’ and unnatural it is… but it seems they love it secretly. So far in the closet not only it Narnia but checkin’ out Mr. Tumnus
Anonymous

I feel sorry for these guys. Next time they’ll show up earlier and manage to call dibs on a bathroom stall at the airport. Or are those reserved for the 50+ crowd with congressional passes? Craigslist takes SO much time…..
Cameron Fields

I mean seriously 0_o
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http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000929161447 Shannon Barber

OH PLEASE! Booty Gods, gimme permission to spread this EVERYWHERE! Perhaps my glee is sinful, but hey, I am just another godless dyke, so sin on, I say! May this kill their chances once and for all of having anyone believe their hateful lies about us.
Michael Cooke

Love and hate are not opposites, both are functions of relatedness. The opposite of love and hate .. is indifference.

So the saddest thing about homophobia, is that the primary victim of the anti gay rhetoric and activities of the homophobe, is the homophobe themselves! Seriously!

I know because I was a despicable evil homophobic piece of shit myself – and I came out as being Gay, believing my family and everyone I knew would reject me – and I came out because I was miserable and abused while in the closet, but the source of that misery – WAS MYSELF! So I came out determined that never again would I be the source of hate against who I am any more. If I would suffer attackes and bigotry – they would have to come from someone else!

And no, do not congratulate me for coming out! I’m SUPPOSED to come out! I have a right to be who I am! Don’t you dare tell me it could be so acceptable to be any other way that it’s an accomplishment to come out.