Coming Soon: iPad Fleshlight Attachment
Because you demanded it – or never dared to dream it even possible – some brave entrepreneur has begun production on an iPad Fleshlight attachment.
While we know more than a few Mac enthusiasts who would leap at the opportunity to take things to the next level with their iOS devices, the more practical application is obviously for porn.
Scratch that. Interactive porn. A rep for Fleshlight has confirmed that software is indeed being developed to interface with this revolutionary new invention.
Presumably porn makers would leap at the chance to come up with shooting styles that enhance the illusion that the user is making love to an actual human, rather than a slab of electronics enhanced with a ribbed polymer pocket.
Whoa. Move over Pejazzle! There’s a new wildly popular sexytime novelty product in town!
And here’s some Fleshlight trivia for you: “The caressing core of the concept, the Fleshlight itself, was invented by a former police SWAT team member, patent-protected as a “device useful for collection of sperm from human males”, and is one of the best-selling sex toys in the world.”
Is it too late for the producers of Fleshlightning, the Fleshlight movie, to do a reshoot?
And more importantly, is this something you would actually purchase?