Church Sign of the Week: God’s Giving Masturbation Lessons!
Are there any Unicorn Booty readers in the Youngstown, Ohio area interested in attending Everlife Worship Center’s Tuesday evening sermon on our behalf? We’ve just got to know God’s Take on Masturbation!
What do you think; Thumb in or thumb out? Lotion or dry? Underhand or over? How does the lord tame the holy beast? And would he ever use one of THESE?
(via Christian Nightmares)