Santorum Nail Polish: Totally a Thing For Sale on Amazon!

Posted by Kevin Farrell on Feb 20, 2012 in Style | 8 comments

Listen up, pretty girls and boy! Today is your lucky day! From the brand that first brought you comparisons between loving same-sex adults in committed relationships and bestiality comes the latest rage in high fashion.

Introducing: Santorum Nail Polish . This tough, fast-drying, matte nail polish may be available in just one color – Brown – but it wouldn’t be Santorum Nail Polish if it came in pink, would it?

Those of you who forgot about Valentine’s Day may want to course correct with a bottle of the good stuff right away. And for everyone else, Mother’s Day is just around the corner!

Don’t hesitate! Get a bottle of your own Santorum Nail Polish today for just $13.13 .

Don’t say we never offered you any good advice…

Anonymous

Who would buy this shit (literally)?
http://www.facebook.com/people/Erica-Cook/100000628613592 Erica Cook

so now your nails can be full of crap too
http://profile.yahoo.com/53QWWISISXVMW7FHEO2GMDNLXA Christopher

This is hilarious! The guys who make this brand have a wicked sense of humor. I used their matte black years ago for a halloween costume and it had great packaging
http://profile.yahoo.com/53QWWISISXVMW7FHEO2GMDNLXA Christopher

I hope that your readers are smart enough to realize that this company did this as a joke lol
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1412525825 Cameron Honaker

gives a new meaning to smell my finger
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=194002341 Darek M

That is FUNNY!!!
http://www.facebook.com/Mabernathy19 Michael Abernathy

oh my gosh. who would have that santorum translates to a lovely sparkly shade of brown????
http://www.facebook.com/people/Payton-Powell/694225690 Payton Powell

If it was pink with speckles of brown it would mimic the name of a punk band I used to see way back in ’03 when I was all of 14 called Bloody Santorum…. ahh those were the days.

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