He Shoots! He Scores! He Makes Out with His Teammate on the Field!
“He shoots, he scores” may not be proper
soccer football jargon, but I’m hoping you’ll forgive me after watching Olivier Giroud gobble down on teammate Mathieu Debuchy’s tongue in this celebratory mini make out session.
And just to nip the inevitable “that’s not making out” comments in the bud – zip it. Two men grabbing each other’s faces, leaning in and swapping spit to the point where one has to wipe away the jaw juice dripping down his chin constitutes making out in the Unicorn Booty Guide to Gay Necking. Period.
Hell, this kiss is gayer than those straight boys in the Steam Room Gay Chicken Championship. And we heard from readers who had even dated those “straight” boys.
Vive la France! Vive la french kisses!