He Shoots! He Scores! He Makes Out with His Teammate on the Field!

Posted by Kevin Farrell on Mar 2, 2012 in Sports | 23 comments

"Olivier and Mathieu sitting in a tree..."

“He shoots, he scores” may not be proper ~~soccer~~ football jargon, but I’m hoping you’ll forgive me after watching Olivier Giroud gobble down on teammate Mathieu Debuchy’s tongue in this celebratory mini make out session.

And just to nip the inevitable “that’s not making out” comments in the bud – zip it. Two men grabbing each other’s faces, leaning in and swapping spit to the point where one has to wipe away the jaw juice dripping down his chin constitutes making out in the Unicorn Booty Guide to Gay Necking. Period.

Hell, this kiss is gayer than those straight boys in the Steam Room Gay Chicken Championship. And we heard from readers who had even dated those “straight” boys.

Vive la France! Vive la french kisses!

http://www.facebook.com/locarox Roxana Castillo

Yea… that def looks gay. Awesome!
http://www.facebook.com/g.alex.fox Khai Fox

aww. that was kinda sexy
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000451850693 Ashley Valencia

If that’s not gay then what kind of alternate universe have I been sent to and how can I make it back?
nick olson

“He shoots, He scores!” Is actually correct soccer lingo btw.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Joao-Romiro/100003496760197 Joao Romiro

European soccer players have been doing this for ages… when celebrating a goal. There is nothing gay about it and we’re so used to it here (Europe, I mean) that we don’t see why the whole “shocked” people over the USA about images like this.
And, by the way, he’s not “wiping away the jaw juice dripping down his chin”. He’s kissing his fist, and that is also a celebratory move over here.
Still sexy, anyway

Anonymous

You mean Europe is always like this? Lol bye US..

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1365172585 James Rodgers Jr

Save me room in your suitcase!

Edit: then again…based on your picture…eat me last?
http://www.facebook.com/people/Jay-Begay/1062609844 Jay Begay

I’m in. With Mitt Romney in the runner-up, I don’t want to be here any longer than Monica was with Bill.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Kyle-Burdick/100000057636752 Kyle Burdick

I know right? lolz Screw America!! Here I come Europe!! lolz

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_YKNMNICXFJGUNWVIRGEAMD63ME BrandonM

Tell that to the British teenager who, after taking the dare to kiss a boy during a game of spin the bottle on a class trip, and enduring unbearable taunting for it, leapt off a building to his death. Tell it, too, to his father, who after devoting a year of his life to speaking out against homophobic bullying and receiving a commendation as a hero, hung himself.

That’s precisely the problem, Joao—that European soccer players can have been doing this for ages, and also do all the homoerotic shoots for Dieux De Stade—while the rank and file cannot. Do the fans kiss each other on the mouth? No, they cosh each other over the head with bottles.

What the hell is wrong with a world who thinks it’s okay for sportsmen and lesbian porn stars, but the worst thing in the world for sixteen-year-old boys?

Nothing gay about it my ass. (Pun intended.) If you’re getting tattooed up and honing in to grab your mates with both hands and give them passionate kisses on the mouth, then you’re the same sort that thinks if you’re wanking and blowing and boffing each other that’s not gay either. And if it’s not, let me be the first to say I’m straight. Straight as a French soccer player, that is. Which ain’t saying much.

That does it. Next time I ace a project at work, I’m making a beeline for that smoldering tech support guy.

http://twitter.com/AnonNCarolina2 Я Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N

^England is the 51st State, we were talking about Europe.

http://twitter.com/whoaitslaur Laur Annie

No, no, I call foul! Straight, so straight.
http://www.facebook.com/worldoftransworldairlines Robert Martin

GGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://profile.yahoo.com/MNMT2RMLQ2ZUC55D7MJXV7WVSE Justin

They liplocked for barely half of a second. Only a prebubescent teenage girl would consider this “making out.”
http://twitter.com/BobAKABuffy BobAKABuffy

A shame that soccer games are notorious for such low scores! Mmmm
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=846405222 Michael Kelly

hot!
http://www.facebook.com/LordArtemis Michael Artemis Harris

I don’t think this was gay at all. It look like he grabbed the guy with both hands and kissed him on the cheek. The guy was running by which is why he used both hands to steady him, and the kiss looks like it was on the lips because of the camera angle and because they were both moving at the time so the kiss on the cheek was probably closer to the corner of the guys lip than the kisser intended. Plus it’s not like they were tongue tied for a minute it was a quick peck on the cheek out of excitement, and he was off. Nothing gay about this.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Rudolfo-Villela/100003151712784 Rudolfo Villela

I love it! It’s all about the commodore and the passion for the game. As far as I’m concern, it has nothing to do with being gay.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1443795670 Joey Lopez

awww, it was cute but wishful thinking, c’mon haha, i got a little thrill tho, they’re hot.
Anonymous

@facebook-100003496760197:disqus You are right, Im From Africa we do more than that!, Here in the state they make me believe two guys holding each others hand walking on the street is gay or slapping your friends ass
http://profile.yahoo.com/AO7AW2UEJZMCGDJSD3TVAHVQ4U michael

Have you ever watched the Summer Olympics? The Russian Men’s Gymnastics team kisses each other on the mouth after each mate finishes an exercise. Apparently, it’s customary. I live in America and I think we’d have a lot less violence and murder if we all treated each other with kindness like this.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ULGTMOQBS623VZK3CQ5CQOB2QM Rose C

aw, i really wanted them to be kissing, but it’s just a French people thing…
http://www.facebook.com/NitroEvolution Tony Taylor

I have a question… “Viva la France”? I heard them speaking german. Where was this exactly?….. Side note: decided to move to Europe and play pro soccer now ;DD

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