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Son Puts Mother in the ER After Attack with Pop Tart
We don’t know whether to laugh or cry at this crime report lifted from a Pennsylvania newspaper involving child-on-parent Pop Tart assault. So many questions left unanswered!
What flavor was the Pop Tart – Shamrock Cinna-Tuna Crunch? Was it toasted or uncooked? Was this a case of a hot Pop Tart burning the victim’s face? Or maybe a hardened, stale Pop Tart causing a concussion?
No matter what the answers to these questions, I’m just happy to finally feature one of the delicious confections from Sean Gleeson’s Pop Tarts collection here on UB.
UB Brownie points go out to anyone who can provide and follow up information on this incident.
(via thisisnthappiness)
